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November 18th, 2002, 01:20 PM
#11
Ray Ray
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roddy the rooster continued his quest .. lookin round the planet he noticed a bunyip tearing of a humans ear ... so he wrote down on the list for the recipe "they must use human ears" ... he thought it would be a good idea to follow the bunyip .. a few minutes later he stops by a cow pat ... an prods it with his green fingr an tastes it .. then scoops the cowpat up an puts it in his pocket .. so he writes on his list "cow shit" ... following him later .. he comes across a mountain. on the map its know as "boobies peak" ... the bunyip climbs to the top an sucks the tip of "boobies peak" and spits it into a bag .. he repeats this several times .. then leaves .. so the rooster climbs up an sucks the peak aswell .. a milky substance comes out of the "boobies peak" ... so he writed it down on the list "boobie milk" ... he follows the creature untill the get to .......
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November 18th, 2002, 07:05 PM
#12
HB Forum Owner
............The secret stew bubbled away in the pot where two Gobs swam around, occasionally raising their heads above the rim of the pot for a peek about.As Space Commander Roddy The Rooster edged toward the Purple Bunyip he slipped. His small scream of surprise caused the dozing Purple Bunyip to stir.
Who goes there!?" bellowed the Purple Bunyip.
Roddy The Rooster popped his head into view,
"Excuse me, Purple Bunyip," he said nervously,
"I am Space Commander Roddy The Rooster.."
Before he could finish his sentence The Gobs raised themselves high, licking their lips, "Rooster!!" they cried drooling and dribbling sticky saliva into the brewing stew.
Roddy The Rooster could feel his knees knocking together.
"Pardon me for dropping in. I come from Earth, sir. Seeking the recipe for your intergallactically famous secret stew. The stew that keeps you looking new!"
The Purple Bunyip laughed in Roddy's face,
"You must be joking! What have you got to offer me. I use nothing. I need nothing. Just me, my mountain top, my servants and my stew. Go away Space Commander," laughed the Purple Bunyip, "Go burn a broth!"
Space Commander Roddy The Rooster returned to his rocket ship sad and beaten,(as in tired not what he usually beats)
"What a rude creature!"
"Georgia Control, Georgia Control.
I've made contact with a Purple Bunyip but he refuses, point blank, to give up all the secrets to his stew." " I have but 3 items on the list there is one left" Roddy waited a response,
"Can't you trade with him, make a deal?" came HQ's question. "He is happy in his existence and wishes to share it with no one," replied Roddy,
"He wants for nothing and needs nothing. It seems useless."...Just then from outside of the space ship he heard this strange moaning sound......Just a moment boss brb.........
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November 19th, 2002, 09:36 AM
#13
Ray Ray
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il continue on after lunch .. when my boss aint here [img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 19th, 2002, 12:21 PM
#14
HB Forum Owner
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November 19th, 2002, 12:57 PM
#15
Ray Ray
Guest
what ya fancy .. i thoughta bout havin intergallactically famous secret stew [img]smile.gif[/img]
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November 19th, 2002, 01:38 PM
#16
HB Forum Owner
NO WAYYYYYYY i know what the last one is RAY dont eat it..look at that pic you posted...thats it !!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww stewwwwwwwwwwwww [img]confused.gif[/img]
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November 19th, 2002, 01:40 PM
#17
HB Forum Owner
OK check out this pic....can you see what is wrong with it??????
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November 19th, 2002, 02:35 PM
#18
Ray Ray
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they all have a queer hair style?
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November 20th, 2002, 10:00 AM
#19
HB Forum Owner
mmmyep Ray they do ...but look again theres more
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November 20th, 2002, 10:24 AM
#20
Inactive Member
They all have the same Motha.....different fathers....and the one in the front has a different logo on his shirt?
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